TrackRSmackR โ€” The Cookie Bouncer
Coming to Chrome Web Store โ€” Under Review

TRACKR SMACKR

Stop cookies. Block trackers. Reclaim your data.

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100% Local Processing
0 Data Collected
AES GCM Encrypted Vault
MV3 Manifest V3 Built

THE BOUNCER IS ALWAYS ON THE DOOR

TrackRSmackR runs a silent, local policy engine that intercepts every cookie before it settles โ€” and decides its fate in milliseconds.

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Cookie Arrives

The moment a cookie tries to land, the Cookie Observer intercepts it before it touches storage.

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Classified by Policy

The local policy engine reads it, tags it โ€” essential, unknown, or flagged โ€” in real time.

03

Locked in the Jar

Non-essential cookies get sealed in the encrypted Cookie Jar. They sit. They wait. They decay.

04

Smacked on a Timer

Timed decay cycles fire automatically. The tracker dies. No trace. No comeback.

05

You Stay Free

The Intelligence Snapshot shows you exactly what happened. Full transparency. Full control.

Features

BUILT TO FIGHT

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Cookie Jar

Dual-chamber encrypted storage. Persistent Vault for controlled containment. Ephemeral Quarantine for the truly sketchy. Cookies go in. They don't come out clean.

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Timed Decay

Auto-destruct timers execute on schedule. Set it to 3 minutes, 5 minutes, or custom. The Bouncer never forgets to smack.

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Intelligence Snapshot

Real-time threat posture, fingerprint signal pressure, drift alerts, and deception probe detection. Not a dot. A briefing.

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Policy Engine

Strict, Balanced, or Permissive mode. Per-domain context rules. Tutor Swarm Autopilot that adapts without you babysitting it.

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Anti-Fingerprinting

Uniform Persona Mode, entropy normalization, fingerprint script blocklist. Because deleting cookies isn't enough when trackers don't need them.

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Local Only

No cloud. No telemetry. No phone-home. AES-GCM encryption. Your data never leaves your device. We don't even have a server to send it to.

Live Intelligence

SEE WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

Most privacy tools give you a number. TrackRSmackR gives you a briefing โ€” with a live audit trail of every enforcement action and why.

Intelligence Snapshot
Threat PostureSTABLE
Fingerprint Signals0
Adaptive Drift0
Deception Probes0
Platform ReadinessREADY ยท NORMAL
Tutor SwarmCONTINUE
Swarm ActionNO_ACTION
Recent Activity
11:09 PM
DECAY
_dd_s ยท claude.ai
DECAY_EXECUTED
11:01 PM
DECAY
_dd_s ยท claude.ai
DECAY_PENDING
10:44 PM
BLOCK
_ga ยท analytics.google.com
QUARANTINED
10:44 PM
DECAY
_fbp ยท meta.com
DECAY_EXECUTED

Our Promise

A PRIVACY TOOL THAT DOESN'T SPY ON YOU

Everything runs locally. We collect nothing. We store nothing. We have no servers. The internet didn't ask your permission. Neither do we.

GET IN EARLY

TrackRSmackR is under review for the Chrome Web Store. Join the waitlist and be first to know when the Bouncer goes live.

No spam. One email when it launches. That's it.